Why did the mirror bring a towel to work? To dry off its reflections!

What did the toilet say to the bath mat? You're a real drip!

Why did the plunger get a promotion? Because it always rises to the occasion!

What did the toilet say to the toothbrush? Time to clean up our act!

Why did the sponge refuse to clean? It was feeling washed up!

What did one soap dispenser say to the other? Let's pump up the cleanliness!

What did the towel say to the washcloth? Stop hanging around, let's get drying!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? For extra backup!

What did one toilet brush say to the other? It's time to scrub outta here!

Why did the drain cover quit its job? It was tired of all the crap!

Why did the bathroom get embarrassed? Because it saw the toilet paper roll!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Are you draining me away?

Why did the soap go to school? To be a little cleaner!

What did the toilet bowl say to the toilet seat? You crack me up!

Why couldn't the tissue paper play baseball? It kept getting balled up!

What did one shower head say to the other shower head? Too much pressure, man!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to brush? It had a fear of cavities!

Why did the toilet paper bring a map? It got lost in the bathroom!

What did one sock say to the other sock? We make a great pair!

Why did the chicken bring toilet paper to the bathroom? To wipe its beak!

What's a skeleton's favorite bathroom activity? Washing its hands!