Why was the soap feeling stressed? It had too much to lather!

Why couldn't the tissue paper listen to music? It kept getting stuck on the beat!

What did the bathroom mirror say to the toilet? You're looking flushed today!

Why don't ghosts use toilet paper? They prefer to go sheetless!

What happened to the bar of soap in the bathroom? It went down the drain!

Why did the bathtub go to therapy? It had too many drains in life!

What's a pirate's favorite bathroom fixture? The hook for the towels!

Why couldn't the toothbrush be trusted? It had a lot of plaque on its record!

What did the sink say to the faucet? Stop running around in circles!

What did the toilet say to the bathtub? You're quite draining to be around!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to school? It wanted to improve its latheracy!

What's a vampire's least favorite part of the bathroom? The mirror that shows no reflection!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the stairs? It wanted to make a clean getaway!

What do you call a bear in a bathrobe? A grizzly bear!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? Because it had to peel!

What did the toilet say to the plumber? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the germ cross the road? To infect the other side!

What did the toilet paper say to the tissue? You're tearable!

Why was the toilet always in a rush? It had a lot of crap to deal with!

What did the toilet bowl say to the plunger? You suck at your job!

Why was the toilet embarrassed? It saw the plumber's crack!