What do you call a bathroom that's under construction? A washout!

Why did the toilet paper get shy in the bathroom? It was a little unrolled!

What do you call a bathroom full of turtles? Shell-ter!

Why did the sink invite all its friends to the bathroom? It wanted to have a basin party!

Why did the soap opera actor always go to the bathroom? He was addicted to drama!

What do you call a bathroom at a fancy party? The lavatory!

Why did the sponge refuse to enter the bathroom? It was soaking up the attention!

What did the toilet say to the door? You're always so open with me!

Why did the toilet paper bring a pencil to the bathroom? To draw some numbers 2!

What did the toilet say to the flusher? Stop, I'm already clean!

What do you call a bathroom that can play music? A tuba!

Why did the germ sit at the front of the classroom? Because it was a smart virus!

Why did the nose go to the bathroom? It had to pick a booger!

What do you call a bathroom with no doors? A jump to conclusions mat!

Why did the toilet paper go to the bathroom without its friends? It likes to roll solo!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? To clean up its lead!

What do you call a bathroom that's always hot? A spa-tub!

What do you call a bathroom full of fish? A sink and swim!

Why did the cookie go to the bathroom? It felt crummy!

Why did the tree go to the bathroom? To get some relief!

What do you call a bathroom for detectives? The Clue-station!