Why did the duck go to the bathroom? To get his feathers clean!

Why did the pencil go to the bathroom? It had to sharpen its lead!

What do you call a smelly superhero? Captain Underpants!

What do you call a bathroom on a spaceship? A rocket restroom!

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? It just couldn't handle the odor!

What do you call a polite ghost in the bathroom? A sheet of toilet paper!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A truancy!

Why did the football go to the bathroom? It needed a touchdown!

What do you call a bathroom on a camping trip? The Great Out-Poors!

Why did the tablecloth go to the bathroom? It had a little accident!

What do you call a fake bathroom break? A stall tactic!

Why did the astronaut bring a plunger to space? In case of a black hole!

Why did the germ go to school? To be cultured!

Why did the ghost go into the bathroom stall? To exorcise some demons.

What did the toilet say when it was angry? I'm feeling flushed!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? It didn't want to stay contagious.

What do you call a bathroom that eats chips? A commode-ore!

Why did the bathroom scales break up with the thermometer? It found out the thermometer was cheating with hot temperatures!

Why did the soap go to a nightclub? It wanted to get pumped up!

What's the best day to go to the bathroom? The last Sunday of the month, because the toilets get a little flush.

Why did the nose not want to hear any bathroom jokes? It was tired of all the dirty stuff.