What's a pirate's favorite country? Carrr-ruba!

Why did the Mexican priest open a taco truck? To give a whole new meaning to communion!

How do you say 'goodbye' in Klingon? Qapla'!

What do you call a group of New Zealanders in a hot tub? Kiwi jacuzzi!

Why don't British people like Santa Claus? Because he always comes down the chimney unannounced!

Why did the Brazilian man get a job at the orange juice factory? Because he wanted to squeeze the most out of life!

How do you know when a Scottish party is over? When the haggis hits the fan!

Why did the Polish man bring a lemon to the poker game? Because he heard they needed a good squeeze!

What do you call a group of Egyptian cats marching together? A meow-myramid!

Why did the Russian spy stay in the bathroom for so long? He was undercover!

What did the Canadian say to the snowman? Ice to meet you!

Why did the Australian man go to the hospital? He had too much time on his hands!

How do you make a French egg stand up straight? You give it a little beret!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A bobsled specialist!

What's a vampire's favorite type of soup? A bloody Mary!

How did the Dutch farmer find his wife? He cattle-ed her!

Why did the Indian man bring a spoon to the party? He heard there would be naan-bread!

Why did the German potato get in trouble? Because it was a dictator!

What do you call a Finnish person in a sauna? Steamy Henrik!

What do you call a Russian baseball player? Ivan A. Home Run!

What's a skeleton's favorite snack in Mexico? Bone-itos!