How did the Russian man find his wife in the snow? He followed her footprints in the vodka.

What do you call a Canadian snake? A s-s-sorry.

Why are Dutch people so good at bike riding? They wooden shoe like to get around!

How do you know if a Swiss person is good at music? They'll yodel your socks off.

Why was the French chef sad? Because his life was a crepe show.

What do you call a tall Italian chef? Pasta-tallian.

Why do Polish people never eat pickles? They prefer dill with it.

How did the Polish fisherman know he caught a big fish? It was a Krakow-er.

Why was the Brazilian soccer team so good at math? They knew how to calculate goals.

How do you get a Scottish person to leave your party? Offer them a wee dram.

What do you call a Turkish superhero? Kebab-eliever.

Why did the Spanish tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!

How do you spot a Finnish extrovert? They look at your shoes when they talk to you.

Why was the Korean barbecue so popular? It was seoulful.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was an ice queen.

What do you call an Egyptian cat burglar? Cairo-practor.

Why did the Swiss watch stop working? It couldn't handle all the ticks.

How does an American-style hotdog propose? With mustard and relish!

Why don't Canadian cowboys ever get lost? They always Alberta right directions.

What's a smartphone's favorite Mexican food? Cell-fies.

Why was the Norwegian ski jumper always calm? Because he never got downhill.