Why did the Spanish chef only make paella? He couldn't handle the o-lemon-tations of other dishes!

What do you call a group of British people at the beach? A fish and chipping party!

Why did the Mexican man bring a ladder to the fiesta? He heard they were raising the roof!

Why don't Vikings play hide and seek? Because they'll always find you with their Viking horns!

Why did the Japanese man bring chopsticks to the baseball game? He heard it was a real hit!

What do you call a group of Brazilian people playing soccer? A goal-den team!

Why did the French artist only paint with red, white, and blue? He wanted to make a patriotic brushstroke!

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek in the summer? Because they're all out canoeing!

Why did the Italian chef go to the beach? He heard he could get a slice of sun!

Why did the Greek man bring a salad to the party? He wanted to make olive his friends happy!

What do you call a group of Swedish people at a furniture store? A Swedish assembly!

How do you greet a group of Eskimos? Just say 'ice to meet you'!

What do you call a group of New Yorkers waiting in line? A Manhattan queue!

Why did the Brazilian bring a soccer ball to the party? In case there was a penalty shootout!

How does a Scottish person start a conversation? With a wee bit of small talk!

Why did the Chinese chef get a new cutting board? His old one was wonton!

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It could never divide their love!

Why did the French teacher bring a map to class? To help the students find their way around les vowels!

What do you call a group of Finnish people playing hide and seek? Helsinki seekers!

Why did the Indian man bring a spoon to the bar? In case he needed to stir things up!

How do you know when a Swedish person has been to your house? All your furniture is gone!