What did the English muffin say to the French toast? 'You're toast, mate'!

Why did the Greek gods go to couples therapy? They couldn't stop having a Zeus and Hera moment!

How do you know a joke is dad-worthy? When it's so pun-ishingly bad that no Juan can bear it!

Why did the Dutch farmer bring his cows to the soccer game? To have a good ol' hoofball match!

What do you call a Taiwanese superhero? Dim Sum (Taiwanese joke).

Why do Norwegians always do well in school? Because they have great fjord memory (Norwegian joke).

What do you call a clumsy Japanese sumo wrestler? Sushi (Japanese joke).

What do you call a group of Jamaican koalas? Bob Marley and the Wailers (Jamaican joke).

Why do Hawaiians always give great advice? Because they have a lot of aloha spirit (Hawaiian joke).

Why did the German break up with his calculator? It wasn't working out. It had too many issues (German joke).

Why do Greek men wear gold necklaces? So they feel a bit amphorous (Greek joke).

Why did the Russian go to school in his underwear? Because he wanted to become a communist dictator (Russian joke).

Why do Australians never get lost? Because down under, they always know what's up (Australian joke).

How does a Canadian fisherman greet his friends? Aye, cod (Canadian joke).

Why did the Scottish man bring a baseball bat to the bar? He heard they had a great pitcher (Scottish joke).

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks (Mexican joke).

Did you hear about the claustrophobic Frenchman? He was afraid of oui closed spaces (French joke).

Why did the Indian man bring a ladder to the library? He heard it had a lot of stories.

What do you call a Russian with three eyes? Anii.

Why did the Scottish man wear two jackets to the party? Because the invitation said to wear a kilt.

What's a Mexican's favorite computer key? The taco button.