Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to math class? In case he needed to Kyro-gami.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan de Guise.

Why did the Australian man bring a ladder to the barbecue? He heard the steaks were high.

What's a Canadian's favorite type of humor? Maple laughs.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Floppe.

Why was the British tea hesitant to be served? It was a little steeped.

How do you know it's raining cats and dogs in Japan? You step in a poodle.

Why did the Dutch person buy a blueprint of a house? They heard it was on sale.

What do Australian vegetarians eat? Quokka-mole.

Why did the Canadian go to the doctor? They were feeling ehchy.

How do you welcome someone in Finland? With a big Finnish line.

What's an Egyptian's favorite type of shoes? Sandals of time.

What do you call a group of unorganized Germans? A wurst case scenario.

Why do Greek people never tell secrets? They're always gyroscoped.

What's a vampire's favorite food from the Philippines? Suckatash.

What's a Spaniard's favorite type of store? An Escapade.

Why do Italian men have mustaches? So they can look more sophisticated while eating spaghetti.

Why did the French chef go to therapy? He had too many oui's.

I used to be a proofreader, but I never really learned my lessens.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to make a sandwich? He just couldn't handle the sub-culture.

What do you call a group of overly polite Canadians? A so-Canadians.