Why do Scottish people always bring a kilt to a business meeting? In case things get too kilty!

Why did the Japanese man get thrown out of the sushi restaurant? He was too fishy.

How do you know if a Greek person is lying? Their testicles grow.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rum bum.

Why do Canadians always say sorry? They can't help being so polite, eh.

Why don't Australians play hide and seek? They can't find any mates.

How does a Scottish person like their eggs? Scotch-topped.

What's a Russian's favorite type of comedy? KGB jokes.

Why was the Chinese restaurant closed? They lost their wonton lawsuit.

Why was the Greek philosopher the life of the party? He had all the Socrates.

How do you make a Serbian laugh on Monday? Tell them a joke on Friday.

What do you call a Polish person with a sheep? A pimp.

Why do Italians hate time travel? People keep pasta away.

Why do Finnish people always carry a bucket of water? In case they find a sauna.

What do you call a British man who can't distinguish between a spoon and a straw? A monarchy.

Why did the German girl bring a pencil to the bar? She heard they needed to draw attention.

What do you call a French cat who loves to dance? Meow-velous.

Why did the Brazilian jiu-jitsu champion become a comedian? He had a knack for choking up the audience.

Why did the Swiss man bring a cheese grater to the bar? He wanted to make sure things were grate between him and the bartender.

How does an Eskimo mend a broken heart? With igloo glue.

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? In case he wanted to draw his own Guinness.