How does a German sausage say hello? Bratwurst to meet you.

Why did the Greek man break up with his girlfriend? He didn't like that she was always acting Sparta-n.

Why did the French chef get fired? He couldn't make hollandaise of a situation.

What do you call a group of lazy Australians? A koala-ty.

Why was the Chinese restaurant so expensive? Because they Wonton a profit.

What do you call a Japanese cat? A meow-saki.

How does a Canadian apologize to a tree? He says 'Sari, eh?'

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A dread-rectal exam specialist.

How does a Spanish fish say hello? Hola-butt.

Why did the French chef bring a red umbrella to work? In case of ooh la la!

What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Philippino.

What do you call a group of Australian musicians? The Great Barrier Beats!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was too ice-cold!

What do you call a German vegetable? Sauerkraut!

How does a Jamaican man apologize? Rasta-far-I'm sorry!

Why do Canadian cows have trouble standing up? They have too much poutine in their diet!

What do you call a Spanish plumber? Manuel Labor!

What do you call a Greek bodybuilder? Grease lightning!

Why did the Indian man bring a steering wheel to the beach? So he could drive the waves!

What do you call a group of electricians in Ireland? Shocking lads.

Why did the Italian chef quit his job? He pasta way too much.