What do you call a Spanish mathematician? Numeric-o.

Why was the British tea always stressed? It could never find its cup of tea.

Did you hear about the Japanese limbo champion? He can go under all the bar.

Why did the Indian yogi refuse anesthesia? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philipé Philopé.

Why did the Chinese restaurant hire a dragon? To increase their wokforce.

Why did the Australian dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to turn into a hot dog.

Why do Eskimos use refrigerators as houses? Igloos are too cool for them.

Why was the Indian teacher arrested? For teaching improper fractions.

What did the Nigerian man say to the ATM? 'You can't intimidate me, I have a PIN!'

Why do Polish people hate football? They think the game is too 'kicking'.

Why did the Russian break up with the French toast? It was too crepe-y.

What's a Japanese cat's favorite color? Purrr-ple.

Why did the German break up with the bread? It was too l-oaf-ly.

What do you call a group of protesting kangaroos? A marsu-protest.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to date the French chef? He couldn't pasta up his lover from another culture.

What do you call a Chinese person who likes to gamble? Wonton Juan.

What do you call a group of musical Indians? A sitar-tet.

Why did the Russian bear go to the therapist? It was feeling un-bear-able!

What's a New Zealand sheep's favorite movie? Baa-c to the Future!

Why don't Italian ghosts ever haunt olive gardens? They prefer spaghetti westerns!