Why was the Japanese chef always calm? He practiced zen-donism.

Did you hear about the Indian musician who won the lottery? He became a sitar millionaire.

Why do Norwegians bring sandpaper to the desert? To Scandinavian.

What do you call a group of New Zealand sheep performing synchronized swimming? The kiwi paddlers.

When does a Mexican get angry in the kitchen? When someone touches their huevos rancheros.

How do you know when a Greek danseur is lying? You can see right through his Ouzo.

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to therapy? He had a pyramid complex.

What do you call an Australian vegetable that's also a martial art expert? Broccoli Lee.

Why don't Canadian cows ever get into arguments? They always say sorry before the beef starts.

How did the Russian win the marathon? He took a shortcut through Ukraine.

Why did the German cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumby.

How do you find a well-dressed man in India? Look for the Sikh sense of style.

Why did the Chinese restaurant serve cold food? Because the manager couldn't wok.

Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor? He had loco motives.

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to kill a bird with a stone? He missed, but it was a good try for a Dublin hit.

What do you call a group of antelopes from Antarctica? Brrr-igade.

Why don't Australians ever get lost? Because they always know the koala-fications.

Did you hear about the German comedian who told a bad joke? He made a fuhrer out of himself.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A man of the behind.

Why did the Eskimo bring a pillow to the ice rink? In case he wanted to break the ice.

How does a Canadian flirt at a hockey game? They say, 'I puckin' like you!'