Why do Canadians always say sorry? It's their polite-tea!

How does a Frenchman apologize? By saying 'pardon my English!'

What did the Japanese sushi say to the Italian pasta? Let's roll together!

Why did the German teacher bring a loaf of bread to class? To teach the students the 'knead' for education!

What do you call a three-legged Russian dog? Tripodski!

Why do Scandinavians always have good posture? They have Viking strength!

Why was the Indian man a good gardener? Because he had a curry garden!

What did the Greek philosopher say when he got a sunburn? 'I guess I should've applied some Socrates!'

Why did the Jamaican man go to the bank? To get jerk-charged!

How does a British person apologize for stepping on someone's toes? By saying 'Mind the flat!'

What do you call a group of overly enthusiastic Germans? Wiener schnitzel fans!

Why did the Irishman bring a magnet to the bar? To pick up some lasses!

What do you call a group of lazy Spaniards? Señorelax!

Why did the Polish man bring a rope to the bar? In case he wanted to tie one on!

Why did the Swiss man only use lowercase letters? Because he was a neutralist!

What do you call a group of bored Australians? Koalafication!

Why couldn't the Dutch sailor play cards? Because he was always missing the boat!

How do you know when a Swiss person is angry? They start yodeling faster!

Why did the Indian man bring a bell to the bar? For tandoor-ing everyone's ears!

What's the most romantic language? Pillow-talk!

Why did the Irishman break up with his girlfriend? She kept Dublin his laundry!