Why did the Indian man become a doctor? He wanted to give his patients a little curry-solution!

When do you know a Swiss person is angry? When their chocolate stash starts disappearing rapidly!

Why did the Japanese man bring a fan to the sumo wrestling match? He wanted to stay cool under pressure!

Why do Greeks always dance at weddings? To show off their plate-breaking skills!

What do you call a group of Egyptians enjoying a meal? Pharaoh-feasters!

How does a Russian man keep warm during the winter? He stays close to his vodka!

Why did the French man bring a bottle of wine to the bar? In case he needed some liquid courage to speak with the ladies!

Why was the Scottish man always calm during storms? He was used to the bagpipes!

Why did the Mexican take a day off work? He needed a siesta!

What do you call a group of Brits waiting in line? A queue of course!

Why did the Australian bring a boomerang to the party? In case things didn't come back to him!

How does a German start a conversation? By saying 'Guten Tag'!

Why did the Chinese man carry a calculator everywhere? He wanted to multiply his chances of success!

Why did the Russian marathon runner bring a car with him? In case he needed a quick race!

What did the Mexican say to his credit card company? 'Sorry, my taco just got declined!'

Why do Australians make terrible spies? Because they can't go undercover without their thongs!

Why did the Middle Eastern man bring a sandal to the barbecue? In case he wanted to flip-flop the burgers!

What do you call a group of Canadians playing hockey? Puck buddies!

Why did the Irishman bring a spoon to the bar? He heard the drinks were soup-er strong!

Did you hear about the Malaysian astronaut who brought satay to space? He wanted to have a truly out-of-this-world meal!

Why do Scottish people always bring extra batteries to the party? Because they kilty the vibe!