How does a Greek mathematician party? By doing some greek calculations!

What do you call a Spanish gardener with a green thumb? Jose Verde!

Why did the Brazilian soccer player go to the bank? To get his penalty saved!

How do you greet a South African magician? Magi-booma!

What's a Swedish vampire's favorite type of blood? IKEA Positive!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Rasta-glot!

Why did the Canadian go to the ER? He hurt his iglooing arm!

Why did the Irishman bring a second pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why was the South Korean baby so calm? He had Seoul.

What do you call a Japanese tree surgeon? Bonsai specialist!

What's a vampire's favorite type of tea? Blood orange!

Why don't Italian chefs like to fight? Because they pasta away.

How does a Russian do karaoke? They Putin on a show!

What do you call a Norwegian who loves to dance? A fjord-geous mover.

Why did the South African go to the eye doctor? He needed a Bantu see better.

What did the Israeli say to the waitress at the Chinese restaurant? Oy vey mein flied lice!

How does a German pickle introduce itself? 'Hello, my name is Dill.'

Why was the British library so noisy? It had too many 'shhhhh'elves.

How does a Russian chicken cross the road? In Soviet Russia, road crosses chicken.

Why did the Indian break up with his calculator? Because it was too square.

Why did the French chef bring a red onion to the cooking contest? In France, they always say ooo-la-la.