Why do Finnish people hate playing hide and seek? Good players always sauna come out!

What do you call an Indian animal shelter? A pakora!

Why did the French chef get arrested? For battering an egg!

What do you call a Spanish man who has lost his car? Jose!

Why did the Chinese restaurant get a bad review? The food was egg-rolls!

What did the Irish ghost say on St. Patrick's Day? Top of the haunting to you!

Why did the German get a parking ticket? Because he was a sauerkraut!

What do you call an Australian who loves ice cream? Sher-Bro!

Why did the Canadian bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were maple syrup!

What do you call a group of Filipino friends? A pandesal!

Why did the British man bring tea to the bank? Because he heard there were some mint issues!

What did the Italian say when he lost his cheese? That's not gouda!

Why do Egyptians never argue? They're always in de-Nile!

What do you call a group of Swedish chefs? The Abba-cadabra!

Why did the Mexican wear a tuxedo to the salsa dance? He wanted to be jalapeno business!

What do you call a Brazilian soccer player in the snow? Chile-beans!

Why was the Norwegian navy so good at hide and seek? Because they always find their fjords!

How does a German say they're sorry? Apfel pologize!

Why was the Greek woman always happy? She had a souvlaki to live for!

What do you call an Indian man who has a lot of credit cards? Sumit!

Why did the Russian go to space? He heard it was a great way to meet new cosmonauts!