What do you call a Mexican who loves to dance? Salsa Verde!

Why did the Scottish man bring a bagpipe to the bar? He heard they were serving spirits!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to go on a diet? He didn't want to lasagna self-esteem!

What do you call a German who loves to sing? A bratwurst!

How do you know if a Swiss person is angry? They'll be neutral.

Why was the Spanish teacher always calm? She had a lot of patients!

Why did the Australian break up with the koala? It was too clingy!

What do you call a Scottish cow? Highland beef!

How do you catch a Greek squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the Italian chef hide his pasta recipe? He didn't want it to get pasta round!

Why did the German sausage break up with the bun? It couldn't ketchup!

Why did the Irish man go to the desert? He heard they had sand-wiches!

Why did the Indian man bring a flashlight to the bar? He heard it was a bright idea!

How many Swedes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because it's already light all the time in Sweden!

Why do Norwegians buy their boats at IKEA? Because they can assemble them at home.

Why did the German break up with his calculator? They just didn't add up.

How does an Irishman practice safe eating? He uses a clover.

What do you call an Egyptian who is always running late? A Cairo-practor.

How do you know if a joke is American? It's a real knee-slapper!

Why did the Polish man stare at the can of frozen orange juice? It said 'concentrate'!

Did you hear about the Irishman who was too drunk to even fish? He couldn't even bait a hook!