Why do Norwegian Vikings never tell secrets? They always Nordic-yell.

What do you call a group of Scottish people who love to exercise? The kilt-lifters.

Why did the Mexican bring a watermelon to the barbecue? He wanted to make some Juan in a melon jokes.

What do you call a group of Turkish people who love to tell tales? The Istanbul-storytellers.

What do you call a Polish man who loves to dance? A pierogi-twist.

Why did the Jamaican bring a reggae playlist to the party? He wanted to jam-min.

What do you call a group of Irishmen stuck at the bottom of a hole? Paddy O'furniture.

Why did the German man bring a bread to the bar? He needed some liquid-dough courage.

What do you call a Canadian love triangle? A poutine.

Why was the Russian dairy farmer always calm? He had a lot of milk of human kindness.

What do you call a group of French people trapped in a small room? A quandary.

Why did the Irishman bring a pillow to the bar? He heard it was a shamrock!

What's a vampire's favorite food in China? Blood pudding!

What do you call a British person who loves to garden? Plant Charles!

Why did the Swedish man bring a clock to the bar? He heard it was time for a drink!

What's a Greek's favorite type of food delivery? Gyro-mates!

What do you call a Dutch person who loves to exercise? William of Orange Theory!

Why did the Russian man bring a snowman to the bar? He heard they were serving ice-cold drinks!

What do you call a Canadian who's always cold? Chilliam!

What's a French ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-clair!

Why did the Chinese man bring a basketball to the bar? He heard they were shooting hoops!