Why don't British people make ice cubes? They're still trying to figure out how to get them out of the tray.

Why couldn't the Italian chef find his pasta? Because it was all in a sauce of confusion!

How does a Kimchi maker greet their friends? Fermentedly!

Why did the Russian man bring a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he could sleep!

How does a Jamaican baker make their bread? With a little reggae yeast!

Why did the Egyptian student do so well on their test? They were on point like a pyramid.

What does a Spanish clock call its dad? Tic-taco.

Why are Polish people amazing at poker? They always have a good hand-ski.

Why did the Indian man only write in lowercase? He didn't want to be caught CAPITALizing on anything.

What do you call a Korean barbecue that's always in a hurry? Fast and Seoul-icious.

How does a Canadian vampire greet people at parties? Fangs for coming, eh?

Why do Scottish people love their coats so much? They've got a real fling for tartan.

What did the Australian shark say to the octopus? G'day, mate!

Why do Japanese people eat wasabi with sushi? For that extra zing.

What's a librarian's favorite kind of music? Sham-rock.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to show off his skills? He didn't want to pasta way.

How does a Greek mathematician meet someone new? By asking for their sine.

Why did the French football team bring a pencil to the game? In case they needed to draw.

How does a Russian cat like its milk? Purr-sian.

What do you call an embarrassing Irish stone? Blarney.

What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a dog? An animal that loves the cold husky.