Why do Swedish people always have good balance? They have great Viking genetics!

How do you know if a joke is Dad approved? When it becomes apparent!

Why did the French chef always carry a mirror? To make sure he could see his souffle rise!

What did the Russian doll say to her friend? 'Stop Stalin and Putin a smile on your face!'

How does a Scottish person keep their money safe? In a kilt-y bank!

What do you call a polite Korean dancer? A seoul train!

What do you call an Australian storm chaser? A boomerang!

What do you call a British man in the playoffs? Lost!

Why do Norwegians always do well in school? They have viking intellect!

Why do American's always have small servings? They believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of portion control!

How do you get a Swiss man off your porch? Pay him for the pizza!

What do you call a Spanish man who can't find his car? Carlos!

What's a Canadian's favorite sport? Ice-hockey!

Why did the French chef get into a fight? He had a beef with everyone!

How does a Russian party? Tsar Wars!

Why don't Jamaicans make good bankers? They are always too high!

How do you make a tissue dance in Brazil? Put a little samba in it!

Why do New Zealanders make terrible comedians? They always try to kiwip it clean.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit in Jamaica? Blood orange, mon!

Why did the Dutch man bring a mirror to the bar? He heard they had the best reflections.

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a kangaroo? A jump-scented candle.