Why did the Polish man bring a baseball bat to the car dealership? He heard they had great deals on Jags.

What do you call a group of Australians trapped in a room? A boomerang.

Why did the Turkish man go to the bank? To get his bread back.

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, I lost count.

What do you call a group of French people playing hide and seek? Hiding croissants.

Why did the German football team bring string to the match? So they could tie the score.

How do you know if a Chinese restaurant is good? The foon is great!

What do you call an Egyptian who is a great driver? Cairopractor.

Why did the Greek girl break up with her Italian boyfriend? He couldn't handle her tzatziki.

What did the Scottish farmer say to the cow? It's pasture bedtime.

How do you know if a philosophy student has been staying at your house? They're still there.

Why did the South Korean man go to the bar? He wanted Seoul food.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prince.

What do you call a group of musical whales from Japan? A sushi.

What do you get when you cross an Australian with a gorilla? A dingo that will steal your baby and then eat it with Vegemite.

How do you know if a Polish person has been using your computer? There's white-out all over the screen.

Why did the Greek girl break up with her boyfriend? He was too syrupy.

Why did the Italian chef go to the doctor? He had a bad case of oregano poisoning.

How does a German say hello in the bathroom? Guten Tag!

Why did the Russian scientist always carry a notebook? To keep track of his Stalin notes!

How does a Canadian fix their hair? With a moose-tache!