What do you call a Swiss person who loves to shop? The chocolate spendaholic!

Why did the Spanish chef get thrown out of the kitchen? He was caught stealing the gravy train!

What do you call a British dog in the desert? A hot dog!

Why do Australians love cricket? Because they're always on the ball!

What's a Brazilian's favorite dance move? The samba shuffle!

Why did the Swedish chef become a comedian? He kept mixing up the punchlines!

What do you call a Turkish detective? Inspector baklava!

Why did the Polish man carry a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!

What's a Canadian's favorite food during winter? Chill-eh!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to therapy? To work on his sarcophagus complex!

Why did the Italian man go to the eye doctor? He couldn't pasta vision test!

What do you call a Japanese cow? Kobe beef!

How does a Scottish person greet their friends? Aye, shalom!

What did the Chinese restaurant owner say to the rude customer? Wonton manners!

Why did the Indian man bring a camera to the bar? He wanted to take shots of whiskey!

What's a Mexican's favorite movie genre? Spicy dramas!

Why did the German baker retire? He was kneaded a break!

What do you call a Jamaican astronaut? An outer spice explorer!

Why do Irish people only play chess in the winter? Because the pawns are frozen!

What's a Greek's favorite instrument? The gyro organ!

What do you call a Turkish superhero? Kebab-man!