Why did the Australian break up with his girlfriend? Because she said he was too 'koala-fied.'

How does a vampire like his food prepared? Well done.

Why was the South Korean chef so good at making kimchi? He had a kimchion for detail.

What do you call a talking turtle in Spanish? a 'tortuga' voice.

What do you call a group of French computer hackers? A byte of baguettes.

Why don't Dutch people ever play hide and seek? They always want to split the bill.

Why did the Brazilian songwriter quit his job? He couldn't come up with any good bossa nova jokes.

How does a Canadian get out of a maze? Sorry, excuse me, eh.

Why did the Spanish matador bring a ladder to the bullfight? He heard the bulls were raising the stakes.

What do you call a Russian with three balls? Chernoballs.

Why did the French chef get fired? He couldn't take the heat.

What do you call a British person who can't make tea? a-tea-less.

Why do German sausages make terrible musicians? They can never find the right wurst note.

Why couldn't the Scottish man become a detective? Because he couldn't kilt the suspects.

Why did the Italian chef get fired? He refused to pasta torch to the new guy.

Why did the French chef go on strike? He couldn't make enough quiche.

Why do Finnish people always carry a towel? To dry off after a sauna session.

What did the sushi say to the hamburger? You're on a roll!

Why did the Greek man go to the eye doctor? He couldn't see the Acropolis.

How does a German count to three? Eins, zwei, drei...

What's a Scottish person's favorite exercise? Kilt lifts.