Why do Scottish people always bring an extra pair of pants? In case they kilt the first one.

What do you call a group of Dutch people waiting in line? The Holland Queue.

Why did the Greek have to be careful when opening a jar? He didn't want to break any plates.

What do you call a Norwegian who's great at baking? Ole' Reliable.

Why did the Brazilian go to the dentist? He needed a little Amazon treatment.

What do you call a group of Irish people teaching a dance class? The Jig-ru.

Why do Portuguese people love new gadgets? They always want to Porto-connect.

What do you call a Middle Eastern bear? Ko-Ran.

Why did the Swiss man always have his Swiss army knife with him? Just in case he needed to make some fondue.

What do you call a group of French people having a snowball fight? The Paris-ians.

Why did the African elephant always remember everything? Because he had a Mandela-memory.

What do you call a group of Indian chefs competing in a cooking show? The Spice Race.

Why do Australian kangaroos always have great parties? They know how to hop it up.

What do you call a Canadian who's always late? Tim Horton.

Why did the Russian bear bring a map to the forest? He didn't want to get Vladivostok-ed.

What do you call a Swedish person with an extra-slippery floor? A Swede glider.

Why do Italian people always travel with pasta? In case they get a hunger emergency.

Why did the German baker go to America? He wanted to make some bread in the States.

What do you call an Indian with a GPS? Navin R. Lost.

Why did the British man bring a tea bag to the marriage proposal? He wanted to pop the question with some proper-tea.

What do you call a Russian dance party? A USSRave.