How does a farmer party? He turnsip the beet!

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil Ming

I dated an Irish girl once. She was in Dublin.

Why did the Scottish man bring a sheep to the bar? To raise the baa!

Why don't Jamaicans go on cruises? They are not Jamaican me crazy!

Why do Greeks hate April Fools' Day? Because odyssey funny.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it can sure pick a lot of peppers!

Why did the German baker go to the hospital? He had a yeast infection

Why do Canadians do well in math? Because they love to go for a skate and improve their numbers!

What do you call a group of Italian singers? The pasta choir.

How do you spot a British person at a party? They're the ones talking about the weather.

What do you call a group of Canadian ninjas? Snow-cones.

Why do Swedish people always smile? They heard it's snow joke.

How do you break up a Scottish fight? You tell them there's a sale on kilts.

Why do Japanese people never age? They have good genes.

What do you call an Australian barrel racer? A dingo tamer.

Why do Greek people always carry Tupperware? To-go-dus.

How does a Dutch person say goodbye? They give you a cheese hug.

What do you call a Chinese bee? A frisbee.

How does a Brazilian clean their house? They samba it.

Why do Mexican people never play hide and seek? They prefer piñata parties.