What do you call a group of Brazilian dancers? The samba squad.

Why did the Spanish magician turn into a fireman? He kept saying 'Uno, dos, tres - poof!'

Did you hear about the Scottish cow that got into a fight? It was an udder disaster!

What do you call an Australian who's good at painting? An artist, mate!

How do you know if someone is vegan from India? Don't worry, they'll paneer into your life.

Why do Germans put mayonnaise on the side of their plates? So they don't relish in the moment.

What do you call a group of lions roaming around an Indian city? The Bengal warriors.

Why did the British man paint his door red? He wanted to make a grand statement.

What do you call an angry Chinese man? Won Hung Lo.

Why did the Polish man stare at the orange juice for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan the Great.

Why did the German man install a sauna in his car? He wanted a steam engine.

What do you call a Jamaican fortune teller? A jerk psychic.

Why did the Australian man go to the opera? He heard they were singing 'down under'.

What do you call a clumsy French person? A faux pas.

Why did the Russian man bring his computer to the snowstorm? He heard it had good brrrrrram.

Why did the Scottish man buy a watermelon in the winter? He wanted a little taste of summer.

What do you call a Japanese cat with a attitude? A sumowrestler.

Why did the Indian astronaut bring curry to space? He wanted to make sure it was a naan-issue mission.

What do you call a confident German chess player? A bratwurst.

Why did the Scottish barber win the award? He knew how to kilt the competition.