Why did the Dutch painter never get lost? He always knew how to find his way by following the Van Gogh signs!

How do you summon a genie in Saudi Arabia? Rub a magic lamp that's filled with camel oil!

What do you call a group of Jamaican fisherman playing music? Bob Marley and the Wailers!

Why did the Chinese chef refuse to share his secret recipe? Because it was wok and roll!

How do you know when a South African is thinking deep thoughts? They have a lot on their zebra-nd!

What do you call a Swiss person with a cold? Fondue!

Why did the Eskimo refuse to eat the sushi? Because it was too whale-y for his taste!

How do you make an Egyptian frog laugh? Croak a joke hieroglyphic style!

What do you call a group of German skiers taking a break? A schnitzel party on the slopes!

How do you greet a group of Japanese chess players? Konichiwa mates!

What did the Greek salad say to the fork? Don't you dare toss me around!

Why did the Polish man bring a hammer to the dinner party? He heard they were serving pierogi!

What do you call a group of dentists in South Africa? A flossum!

Why did the Australian man bring a bag of chips to the cricket game? In case he got hungry and wanted to have a few 'bites'!

How did the Canadian bacon win the cooking competition? It was a real ham-dinger!

What do you call a group of Italian grandmothers gossiping? Pasta-tively scandalous!

Why did the Englishman bring a tea bag to the amusement park? He heard the roller coasters were a-tea-riffic!

Why are New Zealanders bad actors? They can't help but break into a sheepish grin during serious scenes!

What do you call a Jamaican marathon runner? Bob Sled Bolt!

What do you call a British potato that laments? A chip on the shoulder!

Why did the Japanese chef get promoted? He was a sushi-sear performer!