How do you know if a Canadian is mad? They apologize for being angry!

Why did the Irish man bring a shovel to the bar? To dig himself out of trouble!

What did the Russian man say when he stubbed his toe? Moscow!

Why do New Yorkers always seem rushed? Because they're always in a New York minute!

Why did the Australian man bring a boomerang to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a smash hit!

How does a Jamaican man run a marathon? He be jammin' all the way to the finish line!

Why did the Frenchman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a group of Italians sunbathing together? Pasta-bilities!

Why did the Chinese man bring a pig to the poker game? He heard it was a high stakes gamble!

Why did the Irish man go to the bakery? To get some Dublin cakes!

What do you call a group of Italians on a bench? Pasta-tively relaxing!

How does a German say goodbye to their pet fish? Auf Wiederfin.

What do you call a Russian magician? Abra-ca-vodka!

How does a Canadian apologize for a rough landing? 'Sorry, eh!'

What do you call it when a British person takes a break from work? Tea time out!

Why was the German football team always cold? Because they only played with Bayern Munich!

What did the Australian cow say to the farmer? Moo-day, mate!

How do you know if someone is Finnish? They'll tell you, sauna or later!

Why did the Dutch person bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!

How do you know if a Nigerian prince is lying? His story doesn't add up!

Why did the Canadian break up with their calculator? It just couldn't compute.