How does a Mexican skeleton say hello? 'Bone-jour!'

Why did the Irishman bring a pencil to the bar? In case there was a draw!

What do you call a group of Germans who are good at acting? The Ger-man-tics.

What do you call a Russian tree that loves to dance? The Tchaikovsky!

How do you know when a Scottish person is angry? They're kilted off!

Why do Greek people never enter competitions? Because they always be-Troy!

What do you call a group of Spanish singers? A choru-lio!

What did the Australian say to the sheepdog in the Outback? 'Ruff day, mate!'

What do you call a Korean rapper? Bae Suga!

Why did the Eskimo bring a pillow to the ice fishing trip? In case he drifted off!

What do you call a line of Peruvian cats? A meow-cchu Picchu!

What do you call a Spanish bee? Been-yo!

Why was the Russian mechanic so good at fixing cars? He was always Stalin!

What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A reefer madness!

Why did the German breakfast burrito win an award? It was a sauer-kraut!

How do you know if a Swiss person is angry? They are neutral!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrr!

What do you call a Canadian bodybuilder? A protein moose!

Why did the Scottish man bring a ladder to the pub? He heard the drinks were on the ceilidh!

What do you call a Brazilian bee? A bossa bee!