Why did the Italian pasta sauce go to the doctor? It wasn't feeling saucy!

How do you greet a Martian? Unearthly!

What do you call a Filipino karate expert? A Filipininja!

Why was the Polish man always staring at the Soda? Because it said 'Polish and Go!'

What's a vampire's favorite food? Spaghetti and neckballs!

Why did the Chinese chef get arrested? He was caught wonton destruction!

Why was the Japanese math book sad? It had too many problems to count!

How does Santa Claus keep track of all the chimneys he's visited? He keeps a yule-log!

Why did the Australian kangaroo stop hopping? It ran out of bounce!

Why did the Frenchman bring a loaf of bread to the art museum? In case he wanted to have a 'crumb-y' experience!

What do you call a group of cowboys in Mexico? A desperado posse!

What do you call a party thrown by a group of French bakers? A baguette bash!

Why did the Spanish magician have to cancel his show? He ran out of espana-dex!

How do you spot an American tourist in Paris? They always ask for 'freedom fries' at the cafes!

What do you call a Mexican dessert that's always late? Tardy tres leches!

Why did the Russian astronaut bring a loaf of bread to space? In case he needed some anti-gravity toast!

How do you know when a German is about to tell a joke? They say 'Achtung, baby!' before delivering the punchline!

What do you call a gathering of Swiss watchmakers? A timely affair!

Why did the Indian man bring a mirror to the party? To show everyone his fantastic bollywood dance moves!

How do you make a Scotsman happy? Give him a kilt and a bottle of whisky!

What do you call a Brazilian soccer player who's also a chef? A goal-roni and cheese!