Why was the Greek salad lonely? It couldn't find a good olive!

How did the Chinese restaurant lose weight? They stopped wok-ing so much!

Why did the Irishman go to the movie theater? He heard they were showing leprechaun-chos!

What do you call a Nigerian prince who loves to dance? Afro-beat!

How do you spot a Canadian at a baseball game? They apologize when they catch a foul ball!

Why do Australians always have a BBQ at the beach? Because they're down under and need to flip things over!

What's an astronaut's favorite Mexican food? A space taco!

How did the German sausage feel after a long day? Wurst tired!

What kind of tea do English football fans drink? Penal-tea!

Why do Finnish people always go to saunas? They want to be Finnish-ed!

What's a vampire's favorite type of Italian food? Fettuccini Alfredo-sucking blood!

Why do Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!

What happens when you mix an Egyptian mummy with a comedian? You get a very dry sense of humor!

Why did the Eskimo bring a photo of the sun to the igloo? He wanted an ice-breaker!

What did the Australian cricket team do when they won the championship? They threw a koalaty celebration!

Why did the Australian take a break from surfing? He needed to kanga-rest!

What's a Greek's favorite type of music? Souvlaki!

Why did the Chinese restaurant go out of business? They were wok-ing on tight margins.

Why was the Indian man a bad gardener? He couldn't curry plants!

What do you call a confident Korean car? A Hyundai-thyself!

Why did the French chef bring a bucket to work? In case he needed to make a swift quiche!