What's a Canadian's favorite dessert? Maple syrup pudding, eh?

What do you call a group of Egyptians on a cruise ship? The Nile High Club!

Why did the French man bring a baguette to the art museum? In case he got hungry for culture!

What's a German's favorite type of music? Autobanhits!

Why did the Japanese man bring a fan to the baseball game? He heard they had a great outfield!

Why did the Egyptian Pharaoh go to therapy? To work on his pyramid complex!

How does a Scottish person greet their friends? With a highland greeting!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan de Nuevo!

What's a Canadian's favorite type of sushi? Moosehi!

Why did the Indian man bring a pig to the bar? He wanted to order the ham-sala!

How did the Australian find his way in the desert? He followed the kangaroo tracks!

Why did the Spanish magician go to the gym? He heard they had great abracadabra classes!

How does a German say goodbye to their pasta? Pasta la vista, baby!

Why did the Irishman only bring 239 beans to the party? Because one more would make it too farty!

Why did the Australian kiss his smartphone? Because it had a good connection!

What do you call a Japanese baby in the oven? A miso-crispy!

How does a Jamaican say goodbye? Juggle-later!

Why did the Indian man go to space? To find a curry-able planet!

What do you call a group of Puerto Rican smokers? Puff Daddies!

Why did the Chinese restaurant get bad reviews? It was chopsticked in the past!

Why did the Chinese man frown at his food? It didn't wok!