Why did the Nigerian man go to the bank? To check his balance!

Why was the Swiss man always calm? He didn't want to have a meltdown!

How do you make a Greek salad? Just lettuce alone!

What do you call a Brazilian bee? A fris-bzzz!

Why did the Canadian go to the hospital? He had maple syrup!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Rastapoopian!

Why did the Indian man carry a ladder across the street? To avoid the Bollywood traffic!

How do you know if a Swede has been using your computer? The screen is covered in IKEA instructions!

What do you call a vampire from Egypt? A Cairo-practor!

Why was the Australian man always in a good mood? He had a koalaty sense of humor!

What did the Eskimo wear to his wedding? An iceberg-er!

Why did the French football team bring a ladder to the game? Because they heard the Romanian team was excellent at headers!

How does a German person tie their shoes? With a shoe-knot!

What do you call a Russian tree? Soviet Union!

Did you hear about the Irishman who was hospitalized from drinking too much tea? The doctors say he was mugged!

What do you call a group of British people at a tea party? Teabaggers!

Why did the Spanish man bring a dictionary to the beach? To learn some new 'sea' words!

What's an Irishman's favorite exercise? Dublin-jumps!

Why do Americans always win at poker? Because they have stars and stripes up their sleeves!

What do you call a group of Russians at a barbecue? The Vladimir grill club!

Why did the Scottish man bring a shovel to his job interview? To dig up some dirt on the company!