Why did the Italian chef refuse to date anyone from a different nationality? He didn't want to pasta time explaining his family traditions.

How does a German start a conversation? By saying 'Achtung!'

Why did the Greek man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

What do you call a group of unorganized Russians? A Soviet Union.

Why did the Spanish magician turn his van into a restaurant? He wanted to make it disappear.

How do you know a joke is bad? When it's a Punjabi!

Why did the Australian wear two shirts to the bar? Because he heard they had a dress code.

Why did the Russian man bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to climb the vodka shelf.

What do you call an Egyptian who is always running late? Pharaoh-n-behold!

Why did the Korean man bring a calculator to the bar? He heard the drinks were too Seoul-crushing.

What do you call an Irishman who just broke up with his girlfriend? Unlucky in love, but still lucky at the pub!

Why did the Canadian man bring a polar bear to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold.

Why did the Italian man go to the doctor? He had a pizza heart.

What did the Jamaican say to the bartender? Can I get a rum-ba!

Why did the Greek man go to the bank? To exchange his drachma for a loan.

What did the Russian bear say to the other bear? Let's go to Moscow, it's unbearable here!

Why did the Australian kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It was too hopping for her!

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.

What did the Canadian bacon say to the egg? You're bacon me crazy!

Why did the Scottish man bring a soccer ball to the opera? He heard it was a penalty for a missed kick.

What did the Jamaican say to the smoke detector? Stop calling me mon!