What do you call a Scottish person who loves to dance? Kilt the Dancefloor.

Why did the Mexican man bring a watermelon to the party? In case they needed a little extra Juan in the mix.

What do you call an Egyptian deity who loves to party? Ra-ving.

Why was the Egyptian pharaoh a great ruler? He had a sarcophagus attitude.

Why do Spaniards never play hide and seek? Because nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

What did the Australian sheep say to the shepherd? Ewe must be kidding me!

Why do Polish people make great detectives? They always follow the pierogi trail.

What do you call a Chinese magician? Wing Chang.

Why did the Canadian break up with his internet girlfriend? She lived too far, eh.

How do you know if a British person is angry? They start tea-ranting.

What do you call a Russian puzzle? Putin together.

How do you know if a Greek guy is lying? His lips are moving!

Why did the British man only write in lower case? He didn't believe in capital punishment.

Why was the Canadian always calm and collected? He was bred that way.

Why did the Indian man bring a wooden leg to the party? To dance the night away.

How do you make an Eskimo house? Igloos it together.

Why are Norwegian ships built with barcodes? So they can Scandinavian.

Why did the Jamaican sprinter sit alone at lunch? He was too fast for food to catch up.

What do you call a multi-talented Arab sheikh? A sultan of all trades.

Why was the Swiss banker always in a hurry? He couldn't afford to dilly-dally.

How do you know when a Dutch person is lying? Their lips are moving.