What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe-Phlop!

What do you get when you cross a German and an octopus? A leader that can multitask!

What do you call a group of Finnish synchronized swimmers? H2-Oulu!

Why did the Spanish football team go to the bank? To get their penalty!

What do you call a group of Peruvian singers? A Machu-Pichoir!

Why did the Israeli chef go to therapy? He had too much falafelings!

What do you call a Scottish man who loves spreadsheets? A excel-tic accountant!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh get a job as a baker? He heard they knead a lot of dough!

What do you call a group of Swedish detectives? ABBA-solutely clueless!

Why did the Italian chef open a pizzeria in space? He wanted to make a universal pie!

What do you call a clumsy Japanese baby? A little soybean!

How does a German say goodbye after a meal? Auf wieder-eat!

Why did the French chef use the internet? To Google Translate the recipe!

What do you call a lazy Australian animal? A koala-fied slacker!

Why did the Russian farmer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a Greek cheese that likes to party? Feta-cheese!

Why did the British man always carry a tea bag? In case he needed to teabag someone!

What do you call a vampire from China? Fang-zi!

Why did the Canadian break up with his guitar? It was too acoustic!

How does a Russian greet someone in the morning? Tsaradise.

Why did the Korean chicken join a band? It had the breast drumsticks.