How does a German say hello to a magician? Harry Potter!

How does a sushi party start? With sashimi!

How do you get a Spaniard's attention? Start a Flamenco dance-off.

Why did the Irishman bring a four-leaf clover to the bar? For good luck with the ladies.

What do you call a group of Scotsmen in a hurry? A kilt-and-run.

How do you know if a Dutch person stole your bike? They'll be riding double.

Why did the Australian man bring a surfboard to the bar? In case things got gnarly.

Why did the British man bring a tea bag to the bar? In case he needed to steep away.

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One, he holds it in place while the world revolves around him.

Why did the Mexican man go to the Olympics? To break the Juan-hundred-meter dash record.

What do you call a group of Canadians on a hot day? Maple syrup.

Why did the Greek man bring a plate to the bar? In case he needed to break it.

How do you know if a Swiss person is angry? They're neutral.

Why did the Russian man bring snowshoes to the bar? To show off his Putin skills.

What's a Japanese pirate's favorite letter? Sea.

Why did the Indian man bring a mango to the bar? He heard it was a real peach of a place.

Why do Australians always carry an extra pair of socks? In case they get down under.

What do you call a group of Kiwis on a hike? The Kiwi trek team.

Why did the German man bring a wurst to the bar? He was afraid of getting hungry.

What did the Australian shark say to the surfer? G'day mate, looking for a toothpick?

How do you know if someone's Canadian? They apologize for apologizing.