How did the Indian snowman find his way? He followed the naan bread-crumb trail.

How did the Australian find his missing pet? He took a mate around.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to eat Indian food? Because he pasta on trying new things!

Why did the French baker only bake one croissant? Because one is un oeuf.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Out of a job.

Did you hear about the Scottish man who bought a watermelon? He thought it was a Highland Mango!

How does a Jamaican greet his friends in the morning? Bacon and Rastafarian!

What did the Chinese restaurant owner say to the complaining customer? Won ton soup and get out!

How does a German say hello to a horse? Neigh-zee to meet you!

Why don't the Swiss play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them in all that neutrality!

Why do Russian baseball players never strike out? Because they're always Putin the ball in play!

How does a sushi chef greet his customers? Soy nice to see you!

Why don't Italians like to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them with all that hand gesturing!

Why did the Japanese chef get sent to his room? Because he had too much tempura tantrums!

How do you know an Irishman is at a cock fight? He shows up with a bottle of ketchup!

What do you call a bunch of Filipinos in a swimming pool? Rice Krispies!

How does a Russian man start a game of chess? By saying 'Putin' the pieces!

What do you call a hooker in China? Cha-Ching!

Why don't Jamaicans ever get involved in office gossip? They 'jerk' to their own beat!

Why was the German baker arrested? He was caught loafing around!

What do you call a Greek musician? A gyro.