What do you call a Chinese billionaire in a hurry? Cha-ching-chong.

How do you calm down an angry Spaniard? Give them a little margarita.

What do you call a Japanese singer with a cold? Sushi.

Why don't Australian people get lost in the desert? They always have the outback.

How do you know if a Belgian is lying? Their waffles are stacked.

Why don't Swedish people eat bananas? They find them a-peeling.

What do you call a group of disorganized Irishmen? Sham-rock band.

Why did the French baker only make one croissant? He didn't have enough dough.

How does a Jamaican take their coffee? Decaf, mon.

What do you get when you mix an Australian with a cat? A meow-teorologist.

How do you know if a Swiss person is angry? They're always neutral.

Why did the Scottish man bring a sandwich to the bar? In case he got a little whisky.

What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver? Cairo-practor.

Why did the Canadian go to the bank? He heard they had Maple Leafs.

How do you catch a Dutch person? Set a trap with cheese.

Why did the Italian chef quit his job? He couldn't pasta up a promotion.

What's a French skeleton's favorite type of bread? Baguette-ine.

Why do Belgians always bring a fork to the movie theater? In case they want to belgian waffle.

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh refuse to wear sunscreen? He didn't want to lose his mummy glow.

How did the Dutch painter fix his mistakes? With a Van Gogh-over.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Lost Carlos.