Why did the Swiss man bring a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept.

What do you call a Japanese baby bear? A koala-ty cub.

Why did the sushi chef refuse to play cards? Because he was afraid of getting a raw deal.

What do you call a group of disorganized ghosts? A paranormal mess.

Why did the Irishman only wear one sock? He heard you should never wear matching socks when drinking.

How do French cats say hello? Meow-sieur.

Why did the Scottish man bring a basketball to the soccer game? He wanted to score a kilt-er goal.

Why did the Russian athlete always win at poker? Because he had a great Kremlin face.

What do you call an Australian bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the Canadian cross the road twice? To get to the Tim Hortons on the other side.

How does a Greek person tell time? With a gyro-clock.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rastacologist.

What do you call a German with a sunburn? A wursts-case scenario.

Why did the sushi chef go to jail? Because he took a raw deal.

Why did the Korean student bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.

How does a Greek person make coffee? With a frappe-ccino.

Why did the Irish person never finish reading the book? It was too Dublin.

What do you call a Spanish guy who's always in a hurry? Fernando.

How do you know if a Chinese gang is after you? They break your rice.

What do you call a Scottish dinosaur? A Loch Ness Monster.

Why do Canadians always say 'sorry' when playing cards? They can't help but be polite on poker night.