What do you call a fast Mexican? A jalapeño business.

Why did the Russian doll refuse to share its secrets? Because it didn't want to spill the babushka.

How does a Scottish person say thank you? Scotch you later!

What do you call a Chinese bee? A honeydew.

Why did the Brazilian football team go to the bank? They wanted to open a Neymar account.

Why did the French chef switch to a plant-based diet? Because he couldn't handle all the mousse.

What did the British ghost say to the zombies? Cheerio, old chap!

How does a Canadian apologize to a door? Sorry, eh!

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A rum bum cleaner.

Why did the French chef get a promotion? He had a lot of saucy attitude.

What do you call a group of overly polite Canadians? A 'sorry-ass' bunch.

How do you know when a British person is angry? They start putting extra 'u's in their words.

Why did the Chinese take a ruler to bed? To see how long they slept.

What do you call an Egyptian who is always on time? Pharaoh-natic.

How does a vampire like their steak cooked? Rare, because they love a good 'blook'.

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A 'rum bum' doctor.

Why do Indians love cricket so much? Because they are great at catching 'bowl'-ing balls.

Why do Eskimos always carry a backpack? In case they have to pack ice.

What do you call a Spanish gardener with a cold? A 'chew-pacabra'.

Why did the Greek chef quit his job? He couldn't take the 'gyro-scope' of it all.

What do you call a group of Scottish musicians? A 'bagpipe' band.