Why did the German comedian go to the bakery? To work on his 'rye'-tums of laughter.

Why did the Chinese restaurant hire a magician? To wok his magic.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a vampire? A dread night.

Why did the Indian man carry a ruler? To measure his curry-osity.

What did the Greek god of love say to the farmer? Lettuce be together.

What do you call a group of hipster Irishmen? A sham-rock band.

Why did the English teacher go to Hawaii? To get a new lei on life.

What do you call a Saudi Arabian dentist? A floss-sheik.

How do you know if someone is from Finland? They're always Finnish-ed with everything.

What do you call a group of musical Native Americans? A sitarmony.

Why did the French chef use the metric system? Because he wanted to weigh his options.

What do you call an Australian who is good at math? A count-roo-tionist.

How do you start a conversation with a Canadian? Say 'Eh?'

How does a Swede tie their shoes? With a fjord knot.

What do you call a Russian with three heads? Natnatning.

What did the atheist say to the Greek god? You're Gre-eksing me out!

How do you find a vegetarian at a party? Don't worry, they'll kale you.

Why don't Koreans play hide and seek at the beach? Because seaweed them all.

What did the Spanish athlete say after winning the race? Ole-rithm!

Why don't Eskimos play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone in a blanket of snow.

What do you call a group of Italians on a boat? Pasta-pilgrims.