Why don't some fish like playing piano? You can't tuna fish.

Why couldn't the golfer play with broken ribs? Because he didn't have the drive.

Why did the bee go to the barber? To get a buzz cut.

Why did the Mexican man go to art school? To learn how to draw his moustache better.

What do you call a group of French people in a hot tub? Stew.

Why did the Japanese man break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to sushi other people.

What do you call a party thrown by Canadians? A maple leaf.

What's the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? Canoes tip.

Why did the French chef win an award? Because he had a lot of omelette-ions!

Why do Greek people never date vampires? They can't stand someone sucking the life out of them.

How does a Russian say goodbye? Soviet!

Why did the Japanese chef get arrested? For miso-bleh conduct!

Why did the Greek restaurant go out of business? Too much Greek-ing out!

How does a Jamaican crab greet another crab? Shello, mon!

Why did the Japanese chef get arrested? He was caught miso-handling the sushi!

Why did the Italian chef refuse to have roast beef for dinner? He didn't want to betray his pasta.

What's a Mexican's favorite type of music? Hip-hop-alapeno!

Why did the German baker go to therapy? He kneaded to work on his emotional loaf.

How does a Russian party end? With lots of vodka and Putin on the dance floor.

What do you call a group of Australians stranded in the desert? Lost koalas.

Why did the French chef get into the race car business? He wanted to make fast food.