How does a German say goodbye to a cow? Auf Wieder-moo!

Why did the French chef bring a bucket to work? In queso emergency!

What do you call a group of Canadians stuck in a blizzard? Froze eh?

Why did the Scottish man refuse to play hide and seek? He was afraid the game would drag-on!

What do you call a group of Australians on a road trip? A kangaroute!

How does an Indian bartender greet his customers? 'Namaste' and have a great evening!

Why did the Russian athlete always win at poker? He had a great Putin face!

What do you call a Spanish magician? Juan Hundred!

Why don’t the British play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them in those queues!

Why did the Indian elephant paint its toenails red? To hide in the cherry tree.

What's an Irish superhero's favorite power? Sham-rockets.

Why did the Spanish dancer break up with the musician? He couldn't handle her flamenco.

What do you call an Egyptian cat who loves to dance? A Cairo-practor.

Why did the German couple break up? Their relationship was a Berlin Wall.

How does a Brazilian barber greet a customer? Ola, shave ya been?

Why did the Italian chef refuse to cook pasta? He was fed up with all the spaghetti jokes.

What do you call a Filipino superhero? The Manila Envelope.

What do you call a Jamaican fortune teller? A Rasta-mystic.

What do you call a group of German cars? Autobahn-d.

What did the British tea say to the kettle? You're boiling with Britishness.

How does a Scottish person catch a fish? With a kilt.