Why did the Brazilian man go to the soccer game with a pencil? In case he needed to draw a line!

Why did the Korean man bring a map to the sushi restaurant? He wanted to find Seoul food!

What do you call a Japanese baby who is good at martial arts? A ninja-mite!

Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt to the party? He couldn't find his pants!

Why did the Russian man bring a spoon to the bar? In case he had too much slavic!

What do you call a Mexican who has a lot of cars? Carlos X.

Why did the Chinese man bring a calculator to the grocery store? He heard there was a lot of sum-ting Wong!

How does an Egyptian cat greet its owner? Meow-dy!

Why did the Irish man go to the doctor with a crayon? He heard he needed a leprechaun-ectomy!

What do you call a group of traveling monks? Roam-an Catholics!

Why did the Eskimo man start a seafood business? He wanted to break the ice!

How does a Romanian man propose to his girlfriend? Will you be my Countess?

Why did the Canadian man bring a broom to the hockey game? He heard there was a lot of icing!

What do you call a Greek man with a short attention span? Feta-l-minded!

Why did the Dutch man bring a mirror to the bar? So he could see double!

Why did the Indian man bring a hat to the curry festival? He heard it was naan-stop fun!

What do you call a group of Italian chefs who are late? Pasta-poned!

Why did the Spanish man bring a pack of cards to the bullfight? In case he needed to deal with the situation!

How does a Swiss man propose to his girlfriend? Will you be my Swiss-heart?

Why do Italians love to sing? Because every pasta note counts!

How does a German barber greet his customers? Cut 'n' dry!