What do you call a Jamaican sprinter who lost his luggage? Usain Bolt.

What do you call a lion who loves to write poetry? Roar-ald Dahl.

Why did the British man sit down? Because he couldn't find his tea-seat.

How does an Australian barber introduce himself? G'day, mate, wanna get a mullet?

What do you call a Canadian bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why did the Indian man do so well in school? He had samosa grades.

How does a Scottish ghost greet people? Ghoul-ood morning!

What do you call a Korean ghost? A Seoul-less spirit.

Why did the Swedish pirate go to the eye doctor? He thought he had Swede arrrr eye.

Why did the Italian chef hide his recipes? Because he pasta way too many secrets!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? A spear-itual person.

How does a German watch call someone? Ze time has come!

How does a Japanese bee introduce itself? Konnichi-bee-wa.

Why did the Italian chef refuse to make extra spaghetti? He pasta limit!

Why did the Russian woman bring a map to the bar? In case she needed to Putin some vodka!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? She was too cold!

How did the Mexican find his wife? He taco bout it!

What do you call a group of Australian musicians? A bloke band!

How did the Chinese man propose to his girlfriend? With a karat ring!

Why was the Japanese baker always calm? He kneaded the dough with Zen-like precision.

How does a Russian party end? In Soviet Russia, party ends you!