Why did the Indian man bring a phone to the barbecue? To tikka picture!

What did the Russian doll say to the other doll? Are you Putin me on?

Why did the Greek philosopher break up with his girlfriend? He couldn't handle her socrates!

How does a Scottish person feel after a haircut? Shear delight!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to therapy? To work on his pyramid-scheme issues!

What's a pirate's favorite type of music in the Caribbean? Arrr & B!

How does a vampire enjoy his tea? He likes it with a blood orange twist!

Why did the Spanish magician turn his donkey into a zebra? He wanted to perform in black and white Magic shows!

Why did the Australian wear sunscreen to the party? He heard it was a barbie on the beach!

How do you know when a Canadian is mad? They apologize while handing you a maple syrup!

Why did the Greek restaurant go out of business? Too many plates were being smashed!

Why was the Spanish teacher always calm? He had a lot of paella-tea!

What did the Indian man say to his son when he left for college? Curry up and study hard!

What do you get when you cross a Russian with a Mexican? A man who can drink vodka shots and eat spicy tacos with ease!

Why did the Greek man bring a pillow to the restaurant? To make sure he had a gyro nap!

What do you call a group of Russians dancing in the snow? The Moscow snow ballet!

Why did the Indian man bring a map to the bar? To show everyone where Punjab is!

What's a Japanese person's favorite type of music? Sushi and jazz!

Why did the Chinese man bring a ruler to the pool? To measure the depth of the wonton soup!

How does a Scottish person greet you in the morning? With a kilt and a cup of tea!

Why did the Australian man bring a kangaroo to the party? For some hops and giggles!