What's a Spanish person's favorite sport? Bullfighting with tapas on the side!

How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he'll claim he did it better than anyone else.

Why did the Japanese man get kicked out of the sushi restaurant? He kept trying to sushi his own rolls!

Why don't Spanish people build walls? Because they prefer paella!

How does a Russian say goodbye? Dasvidaniya later!

Why did the Japanese man bring a pencil to bed? In case he made a mistake!

Why do Canadians apologize so much? They're just practicing their French!

Why did the Indian man bring a ruler to the desert? To measure the sand!

Why did the Irish man bring a level to the bar? He heard it was going to be a flat night!

How do you spot an Australian at a party? They'll be the one at the barbie!

Why did the Scottish man bring a napkin to the soccer game? He heard it was a penalty shootout!

Why did the Chinese man bring a phone book to the park? He wanted to exercise his contacts!

How does a Greek person answer the phone? Opa-ration is calling!

Why don't Swedes ever get lost? Because they always follow the IKEA instructions!

Why did the Nigerian man bring a map to the grocery store? He heard there was a lot at stake!

What did the Australian say to the koala? G'day mate, wanna go for a hop?

Why did the Korean man bring a calculator to the poker game? He heard the stakes were high!

How does a Brazilian unlock their car? With a samba key!

Why do Swiss people always carry knives? In queso emergencies.

What did the boy with the Arab father get for Christmas? A pyjama.

What does a Russian waiter say when serving drinks? Vodka lot of choices.