Why did the Thai man bring a spoon to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were 'on the house'.

How does a Greek build his house? With columns and gyroscopes.

Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them in a fiesta.

What do you call a Dutch bee? A tulip.

Why did the Nigerian man bring a fan to the bar? Because he heard it was going to be hot Toddy.

Why do Koreans never play hide and seek? Because they kimchi-hate losing.

What do you call an Argentinian bee? A tango.

What do you call an Egyptian cat? A meowmyramid.

Why did the British man go to the eye doctor? To get a proper-tea exam.

What do you call a French bee? A bee-guette.

Why did the Russian gymnast win the gold medal? Because he was always Russian to finish.

How does an Italian build his house? With lots of pasta-bilities.

Why did the Japanese man bring a camera to the bar? To take saki selfies.

What do you call a Turkish cat? A purr-sian.

Why did the Swedish man go to the eye doctor? To see if he had Ikea-sight.

What do you call a German bee? A bratwurst.

Why did the Indian man go to the eye doctor? To get a curry-scope.

What do you call a Scottish tree? A kilted.

Why did the Spanish chef get promoted? Because he was good at seasoning the pota-toes.

How does a Viking build his house? Norse it together.

Why did the Irishman bring a shovel to the bar? He heard the drinks were a bit buried.